trapghoul:

fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.

watsonsstripeyjumper:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

I wasn’t looking properly and i thought it said hit the dick

riddle-my-hiddles:

thelemonadestandoflife:

do you ever just hate a bad guy so much you literally yell at the screen 

“YOU LITTLE SHIT”

and then you sit back and realize

wow they’re meant to be hated they’re doing their job good, well done wow what a good bad guy to actually incite hate rather than pity and make you want to beat them for reals no backsies

and then you love that character because they’re a little shit but they’re a good character 

ladies and gentlemen.
my rugby team.

I literally just stood completely still in my room in my underweard because i  forgot how to get dressed.

i need more sleep

souporta:

“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”

(Source: nigerian)